We made sure the meeting with Obama & Santos did go smooth,
We also saw women parading in their underwear…
Cause we’re in the Secret Service,
And we’re all going straight to hell, whoa oh oh,
Then I bought her several beers,
I just love being a sightseer,
Then no taming of the shrew…ewww eww ewww
What am I missin’?
I am in the Secret Service,
I keep promises I don’t tell, Whoa oh oh.
That for Obama the way I clear,
So that you might call me “Dear”,
Impressed with me are you…whoo whooo whooo
You asked for 100 pesos then you said you wanted two,
I felt nobody knew, now I’m sad & blue……
Now I’m looking for a job and I can sell,
Maybe a window at Taco Bell…Whoaa, oh, oh
Rick London enjoys his life as a goofy uncoordinated vegan mountain man who enjoys songwriting, writing, designing, & cartooning. He is a hiker, nature and animal lover, and supports, animal, children and green causes. He founded Londons Times Cartoons in 1997 which has been Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons & funny gifts since 2005. He recently founded the #1 offbeat cartoon hoodie shop PlanetHoodie.com. He is married to nature/wildlife photographer Lee Hiller-London.