Kindle Fire (By Rick London c2012) Song Parody to the tune of Arthur Browne’s “Fire”
The yellow arrow I slide to the left & bring you….
Kindle Fire…no pages to turn.
Kindle Fire, Now its so easy to learn.
From Grisham to Robert Burns.
Auto-biographies for which you may yearn,
Gonna download “The Firm”.
Oh the lending library did you find?
I’m now past 50 & book’s small letters make me feel blind
In this electronic age we’re all so refined.
Readings a great way to unwind.
Gonna pay Amazon all that I earn.
Kindle Fire…it’s so much fun.
No pages to turn.
Books are so messy they make ya wanna hurl,
Matters not if you’re a boy or a girl,
Escape into words from the daily grind.
Don’t let paper book letters make u go blind.
Pledge to buy nothing with a bind,
You know to read or fall behind.
I’m a goofy vegan mountain man who likes to write songs, cartoons, and classic novels. I’m still working on the 1st classic novel…will update within next century. I founded Londons Times Cartoons in 1997. It has been Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons and funny gifts since Jan. 2005.